Minutes of the Overly Optomistic Resolution

Presented by: John, Jane, and Bob (in that order)

Objective: Achieve world peace through unbridled optimism.

  1. Item 1: Declare that everything is going great and that we've already solved all problems.
  2. Item 2: Schedule a 3-day retreat in a field of flowers to recharge and refocus.
  3. Item 3: Establish a new holiday, "National Hug Day", to promote physical affection.
  4. Item 4: Develop a system for measuring the number of smiles per hour in the office.
  5. Item 5: Elect a new team leader, preferably someone with a strong sense of humor.

Action Items:

Decisions: Everything on this agenda will be done by the end of the week.

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