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Meetings That Never Happened: Overly Optimistic Resolution Subpage
Minutes from the meeting that was supposed to happen
were not recorded because the meeting didn't actually take place. However, based on our highly
scientific and totally-not-made-up estimates, we're pretty sure it would have been a real game-changer.
Key Takeaways
included:
- World Peace would have been achieved.
- Coffee consumption would have been reduced by 50%.
- Productivity would have increased by 300%.
The action items included:
- Establishing a global network of highly trained, highly caffeinated meeting facilitators.
- Implementing a universal, AI-driven decision-making system.
- Creating a time-travel device to attend all previous meetings and learn from our mistakes.
Future Meetings
will be scheduled in the hopes of making up for this one missed opportunity.