Today's meeting has been a resounding success in that it has been an utter disaster. We've managed to accomplish exactly nothing while consuming an entire box of donuts and three dozen cups of coffee.
As we've previously established (or so we thought), our team's collective productivity is directly proportional to the number of meetings we schedule. This means we're on track to achieve greatness in 20 years, give or take 20 years.
Next week's meeting will be a repeat of today's, with the added bonus of an impromptu game of "Guess Who Can Remember What We Were Talking About".
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