Overly-Optimistic Meeting Agenda

Today's Agenda

We will discuss the new 'Inflato-Funnel' project, a revolutionary new way to sell air.

Key Points:

• Item 1: We will make a lot of money selling nothing
• Item 2: We will make even more money selling nothing to people who already own nothing
• Item 3: We will sell nothing with a 100% guarantee that it's nothing

Subtopics:

• Inflato-Funnel Sales Tactic 1: The 'We're-Giving-You-A-Deal' Approach
• Inflato-Funnel Sales Tactic 2: The 'We're-Not-Really-Selling-You-Anything' Approach
• Inflato-Funnel Sales Tactic 3: The 'Buy-Now-and-We'll-Just-Hold-onto-Your-Wallet' Approach