Because who needs actual work, anyway?
Meetings are the lifeblood of this organization, and we're not just talking about the ones that happen. We're talking about the ones that never actually end.
Join us for our weekly meeting of the minds... about the meeting we had last week. We'll discuss the minutes from that meeting, and how we can further discuss them.
When:
Where: The Conference Room (which we'll have to reserve in advance)
Why: Because, as we all know, the more meetings we have, the more productive we'll be.
Who: Anyone with a pulse and a meeting invitation. Bonus points if you bring a snack.
Extra-Long Meetings Daily Meetings, Because Why Not?Because who needs a life outside of work, anyway?
These meetings are the ultimate productivity killer, but we love 'em!
Join us for our daily dose of meeting-induced existential dread!
When:
Where: The Coffee Shop (where the free Wi-Fi is weak)
Why: Because, as the ancient Greeks said, "a day without a meeting is like a day without an existential crisis"
Meeting BreaksDon't forget to bring your A-game (or a decent coffee). We're watching you.