When the going gets tough, the tough go... well, not exactly to the mattresses, but maybe to the backup generator in the basement.

We've prepared for the unexpected. We've got a plan. It's a contingency plan, because, let's be real, we're not exactly prepared for the apocalypse.

Here's the plan:

  1. Call the emergency services (or not, we're not really sure).
  2. Find a safe place to hide (preferably with a backup power source).
  3. Send someone to fetch some snacks (because, priorities).
  4. Put on your best "I'm a functioning member of society" face.

Panic Button

Emergency Snack Provisions - Because, let's be real, this plan needs more snacks.

Last Resort Dance Moves - Because sometimes, all you can do is dance the night away (or until someone fixes the generator).