Meeting Minutes: Paper Clip Debate - Closing Remarks

Closing Remarks

As the debate came to a close, Chairperson @#$%$# (aka, "The Enigmatic Clip") called upon the assembly to reflect on the merits of Paper Clip Standard 345-B. After a spirited discussion, the following points were hammered home:

  1. Standard 345-B shall be the definitive measure of paper clip greatness.
  2. The clip shall be judged on its ability to hold 17 sheets of paper, no more, no less.
  3. The clip's aesthetic appeal is subjective and irrelevant.
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