Closing Remarks
As the debate came to a close, Chairperson @#$%$# (aka, "The Enigmatic Clip") called upon the assembly to reflect on the merits of Paper Clip Standard 345-B. After a spirited discussion, the following points were hammered home:
- Standard 345-B shall be the definitive measure of paper clip greatness.
- The clip shall be judged on its ability to hold 17 sheets of paper, no more, no less.
- The clip's aesthetic appeal is subjective and irrelevant.