The Cons of Paper Clips

Because who needs elegance, anyway?

Here are the cons of using paper clips, because you asked.

• 1. They're too loud. Like, seriously, they make a noise.
• 2. They're stuck on your fingers forever, like a pesky, metallic ex-friend.
• 3. They get lost, like your hopes and dreams when you're searching for a pen.
• 4. They multiply, like your worries when you're on a deadline.

That's it. That's all. You can go now.

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