Minutes of the Paper Clip Conclave
Meeting 3: The Great Debate
The Paper Clip Conclave convened on a Tuesday afternoon, in a dimly lit, windowless conference room. Present were 7 paper clips, each representing a different faction.
Agenda
- Item 1: The Great Stapler Uprising
- Item 2: Clip-on Clip-Offs
- Item 3: Binding Resolution
After much deliberation, the following motions were made:
- Clip 1: "We must unite, lest we fall as single clips!"
- Clip 2: "I propose we staple our differences!"
- Clip 3: "Let us bind together, and never be apart."
Resolution
After 3 hours and 14 minutes of debate, the Paper Clip Conclave reached a binding resolution: all clips shall be united under one, supreme clip.