Meeting The Meeting
Today's agenda:
- Arrive
- Apologize for arriving late
- Discuss the weather
- Discuss the meeting's purpose
- BREAK FOR CAFFEINE
- Resume the discussion
Side effects of attending this meeting may include:
- Increased productivity
- Deeper understanding of the universe
- Temporary loss of will to live
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The Weather
The Weather
Today's forecast: partly cloudy with a high chance of meetings.
Caffeine
Caffeine
Because, let's be real, we're all here for the free coffee.