Warning: The following content contains high levels of cognitive dissonance. Prolonged exposure may lead to existential crisis, spontaneous combustion, or an intense desire to rebrand the company.
Paradigm Reversal - The art of taking two steps back and pretending the last meeting never happened.
Paradigm Iteration - Because who needs clarity when you can have more meetings?
Paradigm Synthesis - When you can't decide, just mash all the ideas together and hope for the best.
Paradigm Nihilation - The art of making everyone agree on nothing.
Disclaimer: The views expressed on this page are not endorsed by our corporate overlords, but are probably still more interesting than the actual meeting minutes.