The Paralysis Industrial Complex

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We are the masters of the Paralysis Industrial Complex, a behemoth of bureaucratic red tape, where meetings multiply like rabbits on a never-ending treadmill. Our meetings are a finely-tuned machine of productivity, where the only thing more plentiful than PowerPoint is the number of hours we waste.

Here's a breakdown of our latest meeting schedule:

And don't even get us started on the committee meetings. Those are like the never-ending vortex of productivity.

Learn more about our committee meetings
Sigh

Our meetings are so efficient, you could almost say they're a productivity vortex. Almost.

		while (true) {
			meeting();
			waste_time(100);
		}