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Phantom Deadlines and Bullet Points
Phantom Deadlines and Bullet Points
Where the lines blur, and the points get lost.
Today's Phantom Deadline Schedule
- 12:00 PM: Phantom Deadline for Lunch
- 1:00 PM: Phantom Meeting with Self-Important Person
- 3:00 PM: Phantom Deadline for "Non-Essential Task"
- 4:00 PM: Phantom Happy Hour
Side effects of Phantom Deadlines may include:
- Existential dread
- Paralyzing procrastination
- Spontaneous combustion of productivity
Don't forget to set your watch to Phantom Time!
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