Today, the Philosophers of the Realm gathered to discuss the most pressing issue of our time: the paradoxical nature of potato salad.
Plato, the great philosopher king, sat at the head of the table, his eyes narrowed in contemplation. "Is it a salad or is it a dish of mashed potatoes?" he mused.
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Nietzsche, the über-philosopher, snorted in derision. "Ha! A salad? Bah! It's just a plate of nacho, with a side of existential dread!"
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Kierkegaard, the melancholy Dane, gazed upon the potato salad with a mixture of sadness and longing. "Is it a salad of despair, or a dish of hope?"
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Marx, the radical materialist, scowled at the potato salad, his eyes blazing with revolutionary fervor. "It's a dish of the oppressor, a symbol of the bourgeoisie's decadence!"
Marx's Mashed Potatoes: The Class Struggle of the Salad Bowl