Why We Can't Get Enough of Unicorns
We've all been there: staring blankly at a screen, scrolling through an endless stream of cat pictures, when suddenly, it's all about the unicorns. Their sparkly manes, their rainbow tails, their inexplicable allure to our collective psyche.
"We are not a bunch of adults who have lost our sense of wonder," said local resident Jane Doe. "We are a bunch of adults who are desperate to cling to our childhood sense of wonder, and if that means obsessing over unicorns, so be it."
"Unicorns are the perfect metaphor for our times," said renowned expert Dr. John Smith. "They're a symbol of hope, of magic, of something more."