Meeting of the Unenlightened

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Reason 1: To Confuse the New Guy

We called this meeting so that new guy in the corner would feel like he was in on the joke. He's been with us for three weeks now, and still hasn't learned the secret handshake.

Meeting of the Unenlightened

Reason 1: To Confuse the New Guy

Reason 2: To Avoid Actual Work

Reason 3: Because Someone Had to

Someone in HR said we had to have a meeting, so here we are. Don't ask us who, we don't know.
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Reason 4: To Get Out of Our Cubicles

Reason 3: Because Someone Had to

Reason 4: To Get Out of Our Cubicles

Meeting of the Unenlightened

Reason 1: To Confuse the New Guy

Reason 2: To Avoid Actual Work Reason 3: Because Someone Had to Someone in HR said we had to have a meeting, so here we are. Don't ask us who, we don't know. Read More Reason 4: To Get Out of Our Cubicles

Reason 3: Because Someone Had to

Reason 4: To Get Out of Our Cubicles

Reason 2: To Avoid Actual Work

Reason 3: Because Someone Had to

Someone in HR said we had to have a meeting, so here we are. Don't ask us who, we don't know.
Read More

Reason 4: To Get Out of Our Cubicles