AGENDA FOR THE AVOIDANT MEETING
Today's Agenda for the Meeting of the Avoidant:
- 10:00 - 10:10 AM: Arrival and existential crisis
- 10:10 - 10:20 AM: Small Talk and Avoidance Techniques
- 10:20 - 10:30 AM: The Art of Pretending to Listen
- 10:30 - 10:40 AM: Break: Avoiding Eye Contact
- 10:40 - 11:00 AM: Passive-Aggressive Negotiation
- 11:00 - 12:00 PM: Lunch: Eating Alone in the Corner
- 12:00 - 1:00 PM: The Fine Art of Saying "I Need to Check My Email"
- 1:00 - 2:00 PM: The Strategy of Pretending to Be Interested
- 2:00 - 2:10 PM: Conclusion: Faking It Till You Make It
Remember: You are not actually attending this meeting. You are just pretending to attend. Like, you know, on the internet.
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