GO HOME PIZZA

Warning: Prolonged exposure to the GO HOME PIZZA has been known to cause:

• Nervous Breakdown
• Uncontrollable Cravings for more Cheese
• Spontaneous Combustion (in extreme cases)

Side effects may be exacerbated by:

• Consuming GO HOME PIZZA for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner
• Sharing GO HOME PIZZA with friends and family members (not recommended)
• Trying to leave the house with an empty stomach and the promise of a GO HOME PIZZA delivery

To report any adverse effects, contact our side effect hotline

Seek GO HOME PIZZA therapy

Or, you know, just go home and eat some more GO HOME PIZZA