MEETING AGENDA: DESTRUCTION OF THE WORLD

Join us for an evening of global devastation!

1. Initial Planning

Review of current global catastrophe options.

• Methods of Destruction
• Justification of our actions

2. Resource Allocation

Assignment of global resources for optimal destruction.

• Financial Minimalist Approach
• Tehnological Advancements

3. Execution

Finalization of plans and deployment.

Remember: the fate of humanity is in your hands.

Goals:

1. Wreak havoc upon the global ecosystem.

2. Reduce the global population by at least 75%.

3. Replace current societal norms with a culture based on memes and cat pictures.

Achieving our goals: a guide