MEETING OF THE MINDLESS

POINTLESS AGENDA

1.1: Discuss the importance of discussing the importance of discussing.
1.2: Reiterate the pointlessness of the agenda.
1.3: Spend 20 minutes discussing the definition of 'pointless'.

ACTION ITEMS:

1.1: Take a two-hour lunch to discuss our lunch options.
1.2: Reorganize the company's org chart to reflect our pointless hierarchy.

DECISIONS:

1.1: Decide that the meeting will continue for another hour.
1.2: Decide that the meeting will never end.

MEETING OVER!