MEETINGS OF POINTLESS AGENDA - AGENDA ITEM #10

Item 10: "The Mystery of the Missing Stapler"

We will spend exactly 3 hours discussing the disappearance of the stapler from the break room.

Key points to cover:

• Reviewing the security footage for any clues (hint: it's not on the camera)
• Interviewing the janitor for any information (hint: he's not talking)
• Calling in a team of expert stapler detectives (hint: we'll have to bill them)

Agenda item 10 will be adjourned until the next meeting, unless the stapler is found.

Recommended reading: "The Art of Procrastination: A Stapler's Guide to Doing Nothing"

Next agenda item: "The Enigma of the Empty Coffee Cups"

Subcommittee Report

Subcommittee members will meet in the conference room to discuss the subcommittee report.

Agenda items:

• Subcommittee report #1: "The stapler: a mystery, a enigma, a tragedy"
• Subcommittee report #2: "The coffee machine: a ticking time bomb"

View subcommittee report #1, View subcommittee report #2