Agenda Item 2.1 - "Something that will probably get canceled last minute, but let's pretend it's not."
Meeting with Item 2.2: The Other Pointless Agenda Item to discuss the meaninglessness of it all.
We will probably talk about Sub-Item 2.1: More Pointlessness and its potential to bore us all to tears.
Snacks will be provided, but only if we remember to order them.