Pointless Agenda Items 3.1: The Unremarkable

< minimalist art of doing nothing

1. Discuss the airspeed of a stapler that's just sitting there, not being used.

3. Decide that we should totally get coffee, but not from the cafeteria, that's just not a good look

4. Determine that the meeting is, in fact, pointless, and we should all just go home

5. Discuss the finer points of Pointless Agenda Items 3.2 (a more advanced course in doing nothing)

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6. Sudden, unexplained urge to watch cat videos

7. The existential crisis of being trapped in an never-ending meeting

8. Decide that we are all just going to have to do the same meeting again next week, because that's just how it goes

9. The art of making paper airplanes out of meeting minutes

10. The thrill of being stuck in a meeting with no escape

11. The joy of watching paint dry on the wall

The meeting that never ends, because the copier is jammed

THE MEETING WILL NEVER END.