Pointless Agenda

Agenda Items for the Utterly Unproductive Meeting

• Doodling in the Margins
• Saying "This meeting could be an email" for the 10th time
• Deciding which flavor of coffee to order
• Tuning the conference room's thermostat to 72 degrees exactly
• Discussing the merits of passive-aggressive email auto-responders
• Pretending to be interested in someone's cat