Pointless Agenda Item 3: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

As we all know, the sock puppets have been secretly running the world for years. It's time to take back our lives and make them do our bidding!

Agenda Item: Establish Sock Puppet Overlords as Official Government Leaders

• Other Agenda Item 2: Mandatory Belly Button Microchips
• Other Agenda Item 1: National Sock Puppet Day
• Other Agenda Item 4: The Great Wall of Laundry

Next Meeting: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising: Phase 1 - Infiltrating the Laundry Baskets