Pointless Agenda Resolutions

Today's resolutions:

• Procrastinate for exactly 37.5 minutes on the 14th of every month.
• Reorganize the entire office supply closet by color-coding the staplers.
• Take a 3-hour lunch to watch cat videos.

Also, remember to:

• Stare at the wall for exactly 27 minutes to "recharge."
• Practice "productive daydreaming" by imagining a world where the copier always has ink.
• Reinforce the importance of "nap time" with a memo.

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