The Pointless Agenda

Chapter 1: The Never-Ending Meeting

Welcome, attendees, to the most epic meeting of all time! Today we will discuss...

...the meaning of life, the universe, and everything else.

We will spend the next 3 hours discussing the meaning of "meaning" while the clock ticks away, slowly draining the lifeblood from our souls.

We will debate the merits of existentialism versus nihilism, only to conclude that it's all just a big mess.

Agenda Highlights:

• 11:00-11:30: "Is the point of the meeting the meeting itself?"
• 11:30-12:00: "The meaning of 'meaning': an existential crisis in real-time"
• 12:00-12:30: "Lunch break: because we forgot the snacks"
• 12:30-13:00: "Nihilism: the ultimate cop-out"
• 13:00-13:30: "Conclusion: we still don't know what we're doing here"

Related Meetings:

• The Meaning of Nothing
• The Meaning of Something
• The Meaning of Elsewhere