9:00 AM - 9:15 AM: Introduction to the meeting: A pointless welcome from the chair.
9:15 AM - 10:00 AM: Pointless presentation: A 45-minute slideshow about the importance of doing nothing.
10:00 AM - 10:30 AM: Unproductive discussion: A group discussion on the merits of doing absolutely nothing.
10:30 AM - 11:15 AM: Boredom break: A 15-minute break to check our email and stare out the window.
11:15 AM - 12:00 PM: The meeting adjourns: We decide to reconvene next week, or maybe not.