Discussion Topic: Overly-Harsh Meeting Decorations
Because who needs subtle and tasteful, anyway?
Should we get a team of professional line dancers to perform during our meetings for maximum productivity?
Action Item: Install Neon Lights in Boardroom Ceiling
Because the fluorescent lights are soooo last season.
Estimated budget: $10,000 (just a drop in the bucket for the greater good)
Sub Agenda: Discuss the Implications of Line Dancers on Office Morale
Will they be too distracting, or just enough to boost office energy?
Should we provide free nachos for the dancers' intermissions?