MEETING MINUTES: Agenda Item 2.1.1

Meeting Attendees:

• Chairperson: Bob the Unyielding
• Vice Chair: Jane the Unrelenting
• Minute Taker: Alice the Incomprehensible

Summary of Agenda Item 2.1.1: In an effort to avoid actual work, the following excuses were proposed and discussed:

• Excuse 1: "My cat's on fire" (submitted by Bob)
• Excuse 2: "I left my wallet at home" (submitted by Jane)
• Excuse 3: "I'm allergic to meetings" (submitted by Alice)

Next Steps:

• Bob: "Let's reschedule for next Thursday"
• Jane: "I'll bring donuts"
• Alice: "I'll try to remember what we're meeting about"

Adjournment:

The meeting was adjourned due to lack of productivity and excessive use of excuses.

Hyperlinks to related subpages:

Agenda Item 2.1.2: The Art of Procrastination Agenda Item 2.1.3: Creative Time-Wasting Techniques