Agenda Item 2.1.3: The Infinite Scroll of Jell-O

This meeting has been in session for 37 hours and 14 minutes, with no clear resolution in sight.

Attendees are currently stuck in a loop, repeatedly discussing the optimal flavor of Jell-O to pair with a bag of stale Cheetos.

Progress has been hindered by the absence of any actual progress, leading to an existential crisis among team members.

The only agenda item that seems to be moving is the one about who ate the last donut from the break room vending machine.