Meeting Minutes:
Presented by: Bob from Accounting
Approved by: The Pointless Agenda Committee
Agenda Item 2.2: "We need to use brighter colors in this meeting room because, honestly, the current color scheme is so last week."
Discussion:
"I don't get it," said Bob from Accounting. "I'm pretty sure the current color scheme is fine."
But the Committee Chair, Jane from HR, shot back with, "Fine is not an option, Bob. We're talking 'I-can-see-you-from-a-mile-away' fine."
Decision:
Resolution: The meeting room will now feature a color scheme of bright yellow, hot pink, and lime green. All attendees are required to wear these colors to show their support.
Subcommittee Report:
Subcommittee 1: "We've found the perfect shade of bright yellow. It's called 'Sunshine-in-a-Can'."
Subcommittee 2: "We've discovered a font that's just a bit too bold, but it's a good bold. Like, it's not 'I'm-trying-to-scream-at-you' bold, but more 'I'm-trying-to-convince-you' bold."