This meeting was called for the sole purpose of debating the finer points of nothingness. The air was thick with anticipation as the team gathered around the conference table, each one of us wondering why we were there.
After several rounds of awkward silence, our fearless leader, John, finally broke the ice by asking, "What's the point of this meeting, anyway?"
Discussion ensued, but unfortunately, it quickly devolved into a heated argument over whose turn it was to refill the coffee machine.
As the meeting drew to a close, we all agreed that the most important thing we learned was that we should probably just stick to the agenda.