Agenda Item 2-3: Tractor Accessories

Purpose: To discuss the merits of novelty tractor accessories

As the sun sets over the horizon, the cows grow quiet, and the meeting attendees grow restless, we will delve into the world of tractor accessories. Because, let's face it, who doesn't love sparkly things attached to their farm equipment?

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Subitems:

Subitem Description Estimated Cost
Subitem 1: Glittery Tractor Decals Customizable decals for your tractor's bumper, because, you know, it's not just a tractor. $12.99/each, plus $5 for shipping
Subitem 2: Tractor Horns That Play 'La Cucuracha' When You Turn a Corner A symphony of horns for every occasion, because, you know, it's a real conversation starter. $50/horn, $20/ replacement horn-tape
Subitem 3: Tractor Wheels That Double as Mini Trampolines Because, why not? It's like two for one, or, you know, three for three? $200/ wheel, $100/ wheel replacement

Time: 15 minutes, including breaks, because, let's face it, we're not exactly on the clock.