Pointless Agenda Item 2-3: Tractor Accessories
Sub-Item 2: Overly-Complex Tractor Horns
A comprehensive report on the intricacies of tractor horns.
The committee has deemed it necessary to spend an entire meeting discussing the merits and demerits of various tractor horn options. From the standard 'Beep-Beep' to the avant-garde 'Euphoric Whistle'.
Key points of discussion include:
- The 'Euphoric Whistle' horn's potential to startle wildlife, causing widespread disruption in local ecosystems.
- The 'Standard Beep' horn's tendency to blend into ambient noise, rendering it useless in emergency situations.
- The 'Tractor-Tron 3000' horn's propensity for malfunctioning and playing 'Who Let the Dogs Out' instead of the intended warning sound.
Sub-Item 3: Tractor Seat Cushions
A deep dive into the ergonomic benefits and drawbacks of tractor seat cushions.
The committee has assembled a panel of experts to discuss the optimal level of lumbar support and the importance of seat angle.
Key takeaways include:
- The 'Lumbar Support Plus' cushion's tendency to cause back strain due to its excessive firmness.
- The 'Seat-o-matic' cushion's potential to adjust to the user's preferred seat angle, but at the cost of reduced comfort.
- The 'Bumpy Ride' cushion's ability to simulate the sensation of riding a unicycle, but not actually doing so.
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