Meeting of the Century

Agenda Item #4: The Inevitable Coffee Break

Item #4 on the agenda is, of course, the most crucial one.

We will be taking a 2-hour break to consume copious amounts of coffee.

This is a vital part of our process, as we cannot possibly function without caffeine.

During this break, we encourage you to network, gossip, and make awkward small talk with your coworkers.

Remember: the coffee machine is not a vending machine, so please do not attempt to insert a credit card or a coupon.

See you all in the break room, where we will be waiting for you.

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