Next Steps: The Meeting That Never Ends
Today's agenda: more meetings, more handouts, more PowerPoint.
Today's Action Items
1. Finish the report that was already finished last week.
2. Discuss the report that was finished last week.
3. Make more PowerPoints.
Decisions Delayed Indefinitely
1. The coffee machine in the break room still not fixed.
2. The stapler still jammed.
More Meetings to Come Next Week
Monday: "The Future of Meetings" conference.
Tuesday: "The Art of PowerPoint Design" symposium.
Wednesday: "The Science of Bureaucracy" workshop.