Welcome to the meetings that will consume your entire day.
Here is the subcommittee of the subcommittee for the subcommittee:
Pivotal Members of the Pivotal Committee
- Bob "I'm-Not-Listening" Johnson: The Unwavering Optimist
- Samantha "I've-Read-The-Powerpoint" Smith: The Enthusiastic Note-Taker
- Dave "The-Only-One-Who-Actually-Does-Anything" Davis: The Unsung Hero
- Jen "The-Perpetual-Rescheduler" Lee: The Timekeeper
Our meeting's purpose: "Discussing the importance of discussing the importance of discussing..."
Agenda for Today's Meeting:
- 9:00 AM: "Introduction to the Agenda"
- 10:00 AM: "Discussion on the Discussion"
- 11:00 AM: "Break for Lunch"
- 1:00 PM: "Rehashing the Discussion"