The Aggravating Agenda

Welcome to the Pointless Agenda, where time is money and minutes are made to waste. Today's agenda is so packed with unnecessary items, you'll need extra time just to get to the good stuff.

Here's your schedule:

1. Discuss the finer points of nothingness.

   (2:00 AM - 4:45 AM)

2. Takes an hour to decide what to get for lunch.

   (5:00 PM - 6:00 PM)

3. Dedicate 30 minutes to reorganizing the agenda.

   (9:00 PM - 9:30 PM)