Minutes of Nothing: A Summary of the Utterly Uninspired Meeting
Presented by: The Most Unremarkable Committee Ever Assembled
Agenda
- Item 1: Discussion of the Weather (10 minutes)
- Item 2: Staring At Walls (15 minutes)
- Item 3: Breathtakingly Unoriginal Icebreaker (20 minutes)
Action Items (Sort Of)
- Someone Will Maybe Follow Up Later
- Another Person Will Possibly Do Something
- Nothing Will Actually Be Done Because We Ran Out of Time