Meetings: Pointless Agendas

The minutes of the meeting where no one said anything interesting. Decisions were made, but only by the Automaton, the sentient coffee machine.

Minutes of the Meeting:

1. Agenda Item 1: The color of the walls.
2. Agenda Item 2: The shape of the stapler.
3. Agenda Item 3: Whether or not to have a meeting.

Decisions Made:

• The Automaton decreed that the walls shall be a shade of beige.
• The Automaton declared the stapler shall remain a cube.
• The Automaton decided that, yes, we should have a meeting, because it's not like our time is valuable or anything.

Next Meeting: March 14th, 2024