Today's meeting was a thrilling exercise in doing absolutely nothing. The agenda was a masterclass in empty promises, with a special guest appearance by the clock on the wall.
Notable attendees included Bob, who was there in body if not in spirit, and Jane, who forgot to bring her lunch and had to settle for a granola bar from the vending machine.
Tomorrow, we will regale each other with tales of the weather. Will it rain? Will it shine? Only the gods know, but we will spend hours speculating.
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