Session 2: "The Art of Extreme Procrastination"

Presented by: Jane Smith, Expert in Doing Absolutely Nothing

A highly respected expert in the field of finding creative ways to avoid doing actual work, Jane Smith will guide you through the intricacies of turning a simple task into an all-day affair.

Join us in this enlightening session as Jane shares her secrets for:

• Mastering the art of staring blankly at a screen for hours
• Developing an encyclopedic knowledge of cat videos
• Creating an elaborate system for deciding what to wear on Monday

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