MEETINGS: The Unproductive Time-Suckers

We're glad you asked, because we've got a meeting to talk about the meeting we're having.

Current Agenda:

• Pointless Decision 1: What color should our conference room be painted?
• Pointless Decision 2: Who ate the last of the donuts?
• Budget Overrun: How much more money can we waste on unnecessary expenses?

Related Pages:

• Budget Overrun: The Never-Ending Saga
• The Great Donut Heist

Next Scheduled Meeting:

Wednesday, Never-Ending Time: 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM

Please arrive on time, or risk being sent to the Time-Suckers' Room of Shame.