Budget Meeting: The Art of Justifying More Chairs
Welcome, Meeting!
Today we'll be discussing the finer points of doing absolutely nothing productive.
Agenda:
- Introduction by our fearless leader
- A brief discussion about the weather
- Unanimous agreement on the importance of coffee breaks
- Unending deliberation on the optimal nap schedule
- Random, unstructured free time
Key Takeaways:
None.
Adjourning Meeting: The Art of Pretending to Have Done Something
Don't forget to fill out your "Meeting Attendance Form" on the way out!