Meeting 666: The Apocalypse of Productivity

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: The Importance of Re-Organizing the Already-Organized Files
• Item 2: The Benefits of Re-Writing the Already-Written Reports
• Item 3: The Necessity of Re-Creating the Already-Created Presentations

Sub-Committee Meeting:

• Sub-Committee 1: The Art of Procrastination
• Sub-Committee 2: The Science of Doing Nothing