Today's agenda is a never-ending cycle of pointless discussions and tangential tangents.
We will discuss the finer points of sock puppetry, including but not limited to: Sock puppet origins, Sock puppet motivations, and Sock puppet existential crises.
We will engage in an intense, hour-long discussion on how to properly break out of a sock puppet, including but not limited to: Sock puppet disassembly techniques, Sock puppet escape routes, and Sock puppet emergency exit strategies.
Don't forget to bring your favorite snack, we'll be serving stale crackers in the break room!