Today's Agenda
10:00am - Arrival of the meeting facilitator (who will inevitably show up late)
10:15am - Unanimous agreement that the meeting is a waste of time
11:00am - 3-hour discussion about the color of the carpet in the conference room
12:00pm - Lunch break (during which everyone will check their phones)
1:00pm - Reiteration of points already made, with added emphasis on the obvious
3:00pm - Conclusion that the meeting was a success (despite accomplishing nothing)