Required Attendance: The Art of Doing Nothing

Meetings that are required, but not really attended.

Because who needs actual productivity, anyway?

Meetings are like a game of office chairs, where everyone pretends to care, but secretly just wants to check their phones.

So, let's get this meeting started!

Meet the Manager

View the Agenda

(Note: The manager's page, /meetings/pointless-meetings/required-attendees/manager, would be a page that satirically describes the manager's role in these pointless meetings, possibly with a humorous take on the "importance" of their presence. The Agenda page, /meetings/pointless-meetings/required-attendees/agenda, could be a mock schedule of the meeting, with absurd and humorous items on the agenda, such as "Discuss the color of the stapler" or "Decide on the correct way to breathe.")