Today's Agenda:
1. Brainstorming Sessions: Where ideas go to die
2. Breakfast Discussions: Because who needs food when you can just talk
3. Minute-Talking Point Reviews: 10 minutes to say 10 minutes worth of nothing
4. Optional Attendance Reminder: Because you might forget, we'll just remind you again
5. Adjournment Protocol: How to leave without actually leaving
Next Meeting:
Required Sleep Intake Meeting 2: Because the first one was just a warm-up